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Mahal Kita Kasi…

finding.nemo — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 05:00:15 +0000

This is a funny music video. It’s a collection of those cheesy Pinoy love quotes which is basically just a play on some English words.

Rules on Men About Women

finding.nemo — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:03:03 +0000

I saw this in of the blogs. Why are women so difficult?

The female always make the rules.
The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
The female may change her mind at any time.
The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
The male is expected to mind read at all times.
The female is ready when she is ready.
The male must be ready at all times.

My "ex" said this to me

finding.nemo — Tue, 13 May 2008 01:23:48 +0000

1.Bakit ba kasi pinakawalan pa kita?
= MALANTOD KA E.

2. Pwede ba makipagbalikan?
= Teka isipin koÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ HINDE.

3. Lam mo mas masaya ako sayo noon.
= tang*na mo.

4.Mahal pa rin kita!
= TANG*NA MO!

5.Sana maitama natin ung mali natin noh!?
= AKO NAITAMA KO NAÃ¢â‚¬â€œNUNG HINIWALAYAN KITA.

6. Kailan nga ba tayo huling nag-usap?
= DI KO ALAM PERO SANA ETO NA ANG HULI.

7. Pwede bang samahan mo ko?
= HINDI KA MA-O.P. DUN. MARAMI RING MGA LAMANG LUPA SA PUPUNTAHAN MO.

8. Uy wag mo ko iiwan ha?
= teka. TANG*NA MO.

9. Nakapag move-on ka na ba?
= BAT NAMAN AKO MAPAPAMOVE ON EH HINDI KA NAMANKAWALAN SAKIN E

10. Lam mo pinagsisihan ko lahat ng nangyari sa atin
= WALA AKONG PAKI ALAM.

11. Di ko matutupad promise ko sayoÃ¢â‚¬Â¦ di na kita mababalikanÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
= BUTI NA LANG

12. Ayaw ng parents ko sau!
= MAS AYAW KO SA KANILA.

13. Alam mo gumaganda/gumagwapo ka!
= hindi ako gumagwapo. pumapanget ka lang.

14. Nag bago ka na!
= yes, iÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m smarter.

15.May gf kana ba ngayon?
= KAHIT WALA,HINDI KITA BABALIKAN.

16. Masaya ka ba sa kanya?
= oo

17. If ever makipagcommunicate ako sayo ok lang?
= go to hell.

18. manligaw?
= go to hell.

19. Naiisip mo pa ba ako?
= PAG NAAAMOY KO TAE KO.

20. kung me message ka saken anu un?
= kelan ka kaya mamamatay?

Manny Pacquiao 2.0 v.2

finding.nemo — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:11:33 +0000

I was browsing through Flickr when I used Pacquiao as the keyword to search.

Manny Pacquiao 2.0

finding.nemo — Mon, 26 Nov 2007 09:03:11 +0000

Manny Pacquiao in different personalities, professions, and hairstyles.

The ZIP file that contains the larger version of the photos is available for download (1.22 MB). Click here.

Installing Love

finding.nemo — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:22:08 +0000

Tech Support: Yes, … how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think I’m ready. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running?

Customer: Let’s see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now

Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those
programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, “Error – Program not run on external components .” What should I do?

Tech Support: Don’t worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

Customer: So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the “My Heart” directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

Nakakita na ba kayo ng ganitong POSTE?

finding.nemo — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 02:07:09 +0000

Nakakita na ba kayo ng ganitong POSTE?

Real fact of life – Are you Lucky Enough

finding.nemo — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 00:11:02 +0000

Real fact of life – Are you Lucky Enough

Jackpot ka parekoy' daig mo pa nanalo sa LOTTO!

finding.nemo — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:16:29 +0000

Jackpot ka parekoy’ daig mo pa nanalo sa LOTTO!

Great Photos

finding.nemo — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 14:40:24 +0000

Great Photos

Download all the photos here.