Signs that someone is a call center agent
I’ve been listening to Monster Radio for years now, and I found this podcast broadcast on June 25. Here are the signs that someone is a call center agent.
-Nakajacket ang init-init
-Cofee, yosi and jacket
-They answer your question politely, with yes sire, yes mam, even if it’s just a casual conversation. This happens even if you call their home.
-Kapag 9 am pero may nakit kang isang grupo na nagiinuman
-If their best friend is the mute button
-Kapag may nakita kang maraming tao na nagyo-yosi sa harap ng building
-Kapag ang breakfast nila sa hapon, tanghalian sa gabi, dinner sa umaga
-kapag ang monday nila ay Tuesday
-Midnight coffes, birthday pizzas, accentuated English, dashing clothes, irate customers, FM and cabs, non-stop smoking, so much money, so little time to spend it, late night parties, sunrise beers, crushes on teammates and team leaders, fighting for appraisal, die hard friendships, tears of love…
-If you’re on way to the office in the morning tapos may nakit ka sa bus na nakashades tapos tulog
-Kapag may number 2 ka sa call center, kasi hindi ka mahuhuli
if your mom is scolding you and at the middle of the litany, you say “please hold”
-Paborito ng mga holdupper
-Kapag yung eyebags nila, may eyebags
-Pag ang baby nila, ginawa nila sa break room o sleeping room
-If they pronounce tyhe words internet as inernet, international as inernational and button as bu-tton
-Wala silang pakialam sa good friday, labor day o araw ng patay
-If they say “I need a bio break”
-Yung mga taong nag-iinuman where you are having your breakfast buffet
-Ang hirap magkarelationship sa mga taong wala sa call center
-I have call center housemates. I have to tell them what day it is.
-Madaling araw kung humingi ng medical certificate
-They can converse and type while half sleep
-If you ask them, anong oras na, they ask you, “anong time zone?”
You can download the file here: http://www.4shared.com/file/114056015/7f8185bc/BR20090625.html
